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Funny Demotivationals

xxxpedobearxxx
I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you.

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koko-maivia

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You got it!

Transformation! ;D lol I’m bored watching Gameplay. Kik me @Shadowx525. I like Vid’a Games and movies :0 I need more friends! >:0

Transformation! ;D lol I’m bored watching Gameplay. Kik me @Shadowx525. I like Vid’a Games and movies :0 I need more friends! >:0

Kik me! Shadowx525
I want to have a rad conversation with cool peoples. 
Subjects that can be approached could be Supernatural, Nutella, Teen Wolf, Arrow, StarWars, LOTR, Assassins Creed, Mass Effect, Etc.
Be cool, be savvy, and be peaceful.

Kik me! Shadowx525
I want to have a rad conversation with cool peoples.
Subjects that can be approached could be Supernatural, Nutella, Teen Wolf, Arrow, StarWars, LOTR, Assassins Creed, Mass Effect, Etc.
Be cool, be savvy, and be peaceful.

Kik me? Shadowx525
:0 I like nutella, and.. coconuts c:

Kik me? Shadowx525
:0 I like nutella, and.. coconuts c:

whitegirlsaintshit:

#ball is—#oops#ball is life

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast breakfast in the morning

xxxpedobearxxx
humansofplanetearthproject:

"I’m studying Māori. I have a test on thursday.""Are you studying the history of Māori people?""Just language. Spoken Māori, like basics.""Can you speak Māori?""Learning to," they both said at the same time."Is that difficult?""Yeah," he said."Not for me," she said. "I’m just testing him." "What’s the difference between english and Māori?""It’s more complicated," said the girl."If you change Māori exactly for words for words into english it won’t make sense, so you have to know where to place words," explained him. "Is it difficult?""Yeah. If you study. But once you get used to it it gets alright.""Where would you like to be led by your studies?""I’m doing law as well, so I want to be a lawyer, but you can be a lot of stuff.""Why lawyer?""Because there are not enough pacific islands lawyers and I think our people need to be represented more.""What do you think will be the best and the worst of being a lawyer?""The best is helping people. The worst is that you may form a wrong opinion on someone that is not innocent anymore or you might put an innocent person in jail."

humansofplanetearthproject:

"I’m studying Māori. I have a test on thursday."

"Are you studying the history of Māori people?"

"Just language. Spoken Māori, like basics."

"Can you speak Māori?"

"Learning to," they both said at the same time.

"Is that difficult?"

"Yeah," he said.

"Not for me," she said. "I’m just testing him." 

"What’s the difference between english and Māori?"

"It’s more complicated," said the girl.

"If you change Māori exactly for words for words into english it won’t make sense, so you have to know where to place words," explained him. 

"Is it difficult?"

"Yeah. If you study. But once you get used to it it gets alright."

"Where would you like to be led by your studies?"

"I’m doing law as well, so I want to be a lawyer, but you can be a lot of stuff."

"Why lawyer?"

"Because there are not enough pacific islands lawyers and I think our people need to be represented more."

"What do you think will be the best and the worst of being a lawyer?"

"The best is helping people. The worst is that you may form a wrong opinion on someone that is not innocent anymore or you might put an innocent person in jail."

Insomnia sucks. Recently I’ve been having to fall asleep on the phone with my significant other, because she makes me happy and helps me feel like she’s really there sleeping with me.. it helps me sleep, why? Because she is the reason why I can finally relax, and calm my mind. Before her, I’ve had to smoke weed, large amounts to get some actual sleep and feel stress free because so much shit was on my mind, it actually started in my previous relationship and ever since then it’s just gotten worse. I’ve actually had to drop out of school because of it, my blood pressure was 180/90, and I felt mentally unstable, like I was gonna crack. But now I’ve come across a new problem.. if I go to bed or attempt to sleep at all, while I’m upset, even mildly, I cannot go to sleep. I can stay up for hours.. And hours, and the thing is, one factor that rubbed off me really hard during my previous relationship I woke up everyday at 6:45. Because my ex’s alarm was set for that time Sun-Thurs.. And no matter what time I eventually fall asleep at, I’ll always wake up at fucking 6:45am. So no or little sleep with a biological alarm set for 6:45 every morning, REALLY SUCKS, and she and I broke up what seems like ages ago.. And I can’t seem to fall asleep right now..

xxxpedobearxxx:

christmasturbate:

stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me 

koko-maivia